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The Onion files a (real) Supreme Court brief in defense of parodyHerschel Walker denies paying for a girlfriend's abortion in 2009Sureim Investment Guild

National Archives warned Trump attorneys in 2021 about missing White House documents, including correspondence with Kim Jong-UnPutin can be "dangerous and reckless:" CIA director discusses Russian president's path forwardMarc Short says Trump's post on Elaine Chao wSureim Investment Guildas a "racial slur" that was "obviously wrong"

Biden surveys damage from Hurricane Fiona in Puerto Rico: "We have to do more"Trump sues CNN for defamation

Oath Keepers acted on Jan. 6 to overthrow government and fight Biden's presidency "by any means necessary," prosecutors say

Ukraine claws back more territory in areas Russia is trying to absorbBill Barr calls judge's special master ruling "deeply flawed" and urges Dept. of Justice to appeal

Steve Bannon faces New York state indictment, will turn himself in, sources sayHillary Clinton says she doesn't plan on running for president again

U.N. watchdog says nuclear accident must be avoided in Ukraine: "We are playing with fire"Lawmakers return to Washington with lengthy to-do list before midterms